I own three computers and a typewriter. What more could I possibly need? It has come to my attention that what I now require is MORE MONKEYS! And maybe a cattle prod... for encouragement purposes.
In case it isn't obvious, my battle with writer's block has not yet ended. I've brought in the monkeys as Plan B. As part of Plan A, I requested long-ass essay writing tips from from a friend who happens to be a professor. Plan C involves a window, an apology, insurance claims being filed and the purchasing of a new laptop. I desperately hope I do not get to Plan C.
Now, for sanity purposes, and also so I don't go to bed with Nazis on my brain, I'm going to read one of my new books. Yes, I've decided to stop staring at it longingly and actually read it. The latter is sooooo much more satisfying.
No monkeys were harmed in the production of this blog. They may be harmed if they don't pick up the pace on my essay though. Hint, hint.