Failure, Faux-Pas and TV. Love it!

Nothing of great importance happened to me today. I went to class and failed another quiz. What else is new... it’s getting annoying really. I claimed that the dog in Wuthering Heights is named Dog. Other than that, I came home, relaxed a bit and was quite surprised when Helen called and told me I didn’t need to come in to work tonight. I’m going tomorrow instead. Oh well... maybe I can hang out with Paul then. We haven’t hung out in a while. By hang out I mean watching him while he sees attractive women five seconds later than me. It’s what we do while he drives me home from work. I suppose he has to concentrate on driving so that’s a downside for him. Aside from all of that interesting information, I watched the L Word. I got season five for Christmas so I took advantage. GOD I HATE JENNY!

Also, since I was busy discussing poop last night, I never told you about my fantastic social faux-pas. My sister is in my Sociology class and usually, she gets her friend to drive us home. Last night, her friend’s car was disabled. So, my sister got her boyfriend’s friend to drive us. Now, since I do occasionally remember things people tell me, I knew that Friend 1 and Friend 2 were dating. When Friend 1 was telling me about her Genius Smarty Pants Neurological Biology Thing-gummy class, she mentioned that she was the only girl but that she was surrounded by scary nerdy guys.

Lauren [pointing at the back of driver’s head]: Well at least he doesn’t have anything to worry about then.

Friend 1 [mouthing] and making breaking hand gestures: We broke up.

Lauren understanding and embarrassed: “Oh, well, then I guess he won’t care.

----------AWKWARD PAUSE---------

Lauren: And now for an awkward subject change... We can talk about... CORN! (I was kidding)

Friend 1: Corn?

Lauren: Yes... corn... Like... different kinds... or... colours... like... yellow. (Still kidding)

When I told my sister she said it was a good thing that Friend 2 didn’t hear anything. Might I add that I know nothing about these people? I also found out that Friend 1 probably didn’t know that I was joking. So not only am I awkward, I sound like a moron. Although, that’s not really new for me either... Meh.

As of now, I’m watching Julie and Julia with my mom. It’s a good movie. I was laughing my face off in the theatre when I first saw it. Then again... I work in a kitchen with short people so I could relate. Oh! I forgot! I loved The Pianist! I was so happy at the end when the Nazi soldier saves him. I was about to throw something at the overhead if the poor guy got screwed over again. Sorry to anyone who hasn’t seen it.

I don’t have much else to say... I shall be sure to come up with something interesting for tomorrow. While it sucks for blogging, I rather enjoyed an uneventful day.

Lauren.