Alright! I gots to find me that freakin’ leprechaun and... I don’t know. What does one give a leprechaun to show appreciation? My soul is mine. I’m not giving it away so don’t even think about it. Moving on... I have been a big, dozy, ball of stress all day today. Thankfully I didn’t do anything stupid, but actually, I did something friggin’ fantastic.
I never thought I could write two papers in two days. HOLY SHIT IF I DID IT! Of course I’m going to be practically comatose tomorrow but whatever, I get to keep my reputation! I’ve never yet handed anything in late. EVER! I know it’s not a big deal really in the grand scheme of things, but when you get to be known as the somewhat frigid, lesbian with mental disorders, you cling to whatcha got (that’s a joke by the way). The mental disorders, which is only a technical term in my mind and not an actual “condition” if you will, are a reason I’m particularly proud to have finished these papers! They do tend to slow the process a tad. I’m short by a little bit but I do not care at this point. AH! I’m totally excited! Which is probably bad at 1:30 in the morning. Man I’m hungry.
Anyway, short but important info to note before I forget. I started my creative writing class today. Looks fun and a little terrifying! My professor reminds me of Mrs. Doubtfire. I mean that in a nice way. Not like she looks like a man obviously. That’s not nice at all. Like, the way she talks and acts, it’s kind of similar. I can say this before she tears me to shreds grading, but she actually seems like a very nice lady.
I know you’re probably sick of hearing about it, but we’re watching the Pianist in Holocaust history. Amazing movie so far. I highly recommend it. But I haven’t seen the end yet... so don’t tell me and don’t hold it against me if you don’t like it.
I have to be off though. I still need to bathe and sleep for at least four hours. I can skimp on the sleep, I will not skimp on bathing. Onward to soap and cleanliness! –Lauren dramatically tosses laptop aside and with arms strategically stretched over her head, runs off superhero style. Yes, whoosing wind sounds are involved.-