Inside Physio (The Crazy)

I don’t know why exactly, but I’m exhausted. I went to physio again. Good times. As always I had to soak my foot in a hot tub-like contraption. It’s in a room all on its own with only the tub, a high chair and glass doors. Today I decided I wanted to listen to my music while sitting with one leg in the hot water. So I grabbed my MP3 and started dancing about in the chair, as much as one can dance when restricted in a chair, for about ten minutes. No one said anything which I find suspicious. Normally they’re quite prepared to make fun of me. Talk about a missed opportunity. And if that wasn’t bad enough, when I walked out of the room, I ran into the door. The receptionist witnessed that. But no one else did and she seems to like me so it’s like it never happened. I only nailed my left arm on the door. It’s not like I hit it face on...

After that, I managed to coax one of the therapists and one of the patients into throwing things at one another. Then my therapist started batting a curtain at me, trying to hit me in the face. It was lovely. We tested out a compression sock too. I put it on sideways. Apparently that’s why it was uncomfortable. They have to think I’m an absolute moron. But it keeps me entertained. When my therapist put it on for me (I’m so Cinderella) he asked me to walk around and test it out. I decided that walking wasn’t enough to test it, so I started skipping around the main area. Again, no one said anything. I had fun though.

I got home what felt like hours and hours later, because I had to take the bus, to find my sister sill pissed at me. I was a bit surprised but I’m not really sure why. We ignored one another and I finished up Chapter 10. The evil plot has been exposed! Mwahahaha!

Anyway, I’m going back to reading my book. I know I said I’d have it read in a week, but I haven’t felt much like reading lately. It’s okay so far. I think the end is going to determine if I like the book or not. So far I’m on the fence. When I finish it I’ll let you know why and what the book is. I’ll admit, it is a love story, but so far I think there is something seriously lacking. God willing I never fall into that trap because it pisses me off. Royally.

Lauren.