Anyway, Ed and Helen (my bosses) went on vacation, meaning I was also on vacation, explaining the lack of work posts and complaining. While I stayed home, they went on a Mediterranean cruise. How similar our lives are! They were in France, Spain, Italy, Greece and Turkey. They got back a few days ago and brought presents! Guess what I got!?!
Helen brought me back this lovely little change purse from Turkey. She even matched it to my purse! How awesome is that! But inside, she also got me the Evil Eye! She actually bought me two because she wanted to make extra sure to ward off the evil spirits. See how well she knows me? I just looked at her, laughed and told her she could not have better timing. Tomorrow, I have to go to my grandpa’s 80th birthday and my whole family is going to be there. Drama central! Not to mention I usually get crapped on in some way, shape or form. So I’m gonna wear my Evil Eyes! I can use all the help I can get. Besides, now I'll have six eyes to keep track of what's going on. I wear glasses... in case anyone didn't know or remember that.
Tell me I’m not a history nerd. When Helen called me and told me my gift was from Istanbul I got all excited. Like stupid excited just because it was from Istanbul. She didn’t tell me what the gift was, she didn’t even give me a hint. I live vicariously through them. Just a bit.
I think that’s also further proof that my town is way too small for me.
Since I’m really beat, I'm going to leave it at that. Night all! Wish me luck tomorrow.