I don’t think my life could get any more boring than it is now. Working on essays. That is what I’m doing. I’m still reading research and these suckers are due in a week. One is about ten pages, the other is twenty. Think I have to get my ass in gear writing? Yesh I do.
I finished writing the essay plans. It’s disgustingly interesting. While working on it, I discovered that accusing a literary character of lesbianism in an academic way is quite difficult. I’m still working on it...
As of right now, I’m watching Castle. Because I can only be so productive. Whatever, it’s only an hour. Unfortunately there are commercials. Even more unfortunately, an election is gearing up here in Canada which means irritating campaign commercials. The latest one was for Stephen Harper (gross). It was amusing. Apparently Stephen Harper is “tough on human trafficking”. Is that supposed to imply that the other candidates aren’t tough on human trafficking? Do they approve of it? Or profit from it? I know Ignatieff is a Liberal but that is really too much. I must vote for Harper now. Even though he is a Conservative and an all around goober. Such a bunch of crap. To be honest, all the candidates are goobers, Harper being the Uber-Goober. Once again, if it comes to an election, I will be voting for the lesser of all the evils. Aka not Harper, regardless of his stance on human trafficking.
You know what? I’m going to vote for Amy Farrah Fowler. She’s smart, to the point, has an apparent inability to lie and is funny in that awkward/backward-meaning kind of way. That and she has more personality than our current politicians.
And she says stuff like:
Amy: Please don’t touch my breasts!
Penny: I—I wasn’t going to!
Amy: Alright, I just wanted to establish boundaries.
See, establishing boundaries. That’s important. Even among friends. She's all over it!
Canadians! Stand behind me and let’s all vote for a fictional character!