Sarcastic to a fault and an undercover optimist, this is the weird little world that is my life. For some reason and in spite of being really boring, all kinds of wonderful, funny things happen to me. This is my writing experiment. How it’ll turn out or what I’m trying to do, I’ll find out somewhere along the way.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Paper Still Beats Lauren

Can't blog. Must sleep. Must be up in six hours.

I have an exam at noon. My paper is still kicking my ass. I'm exactly at half. It's a twenty page paper and I have ten pages. It's mocking me. I've tried reading by osmosis, I'm going to try writing by osmosis tonight.

New Petpeeve:

PROFESSORS WHO DON'T ANSWER THEIR EMAIL WHEN GENUINELY OVERWHELMED STUDENTS WHO HAVE NEVER ASKED FOR AN EXTENSION ASK FOR EXTENSTIONS.

I might have to cry if I get the email I've been waiting for since yesterday. Or... Wednesday. Whatever, it's 1:40 and I've been blathering about the working class, contradictions in Galton's eugenics theories and Darwin's theory of intermediate species being crushed (in this case, intermediate meaning the middle class).

If I don't pass out, I will see you all tomorrow. Those of you who have a direct line to God, I would appreciate prayers.

And yes, I'm tempted to go looking for a pair of scissors to defeat paper once and for all.

Lauren.

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