- I had the most random dream last night. I was pregnant (how'd that happen?!) and was having a miserable time trying to deliver. I don't imagine delivering a child is ever especially pleasant but I was having some odd complication. I was also in a grocery store desperately looking for something... I don't remember what. After checking the always truthful Internet, I discovered that this dream can mean a few things. The most obvious is that apparently I want to be pregnant. I wasn't aware of that. Good to know. The other meaning is that I am entering a new phase of my life or something along those lines. Also good to know. I'm not entirely happy with where I am now.
- Applying to graduate school is expensive. It costs about 100$ to apply to each school, 10$ for every transcript I have to order, a presently unknown amount for the printing of my 40 page portfolio and then I'll have to pay to mail it. Dang man...!
- Why can't laundry loads change themselves? I was washing my sheets, I got busy and I forgot about my sheets in the washer. Well, now I have to wait to go to bed. I realize that there likely will never be a washer/drier, but can't the engineery-science people invent something that automatically switches your clothes from one machine to the other? The little song my washer plays doesn't really call me to action. Perhaps they should change the song to something like... William Tell.
- What does it mean if you keep seeing someone but it's not them? For about a week I've been walking around, doing my thing and I swear I keep seeing one of my friends but it's never her. These girls don't even look like her but I still do a double take every time. Annoying? Meh. Disappointing? Yeah!
- I was walking home from a coffee shop way up the street from my house. I briefly considered hopping on a bus but figured that I could be halfway home before the bus came. I started walking. Not two minutes later, the bus passed me. When the second bus passed me I was about a third of the way home. When the third bus passed me I was at my usual stop. If I'd decided to wait, I would have waited half an hour without seeing a bus. DAMN YOU FATE! DAMN YOU!
- People stare at you funny when you're 22 and you pull out a bottle of Gaviscon and start chomping down.
Lauren.
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