I had a thought-free day. What does a thought-free day look like? I shall show you.
See that. Nothing.
The benefits of a thought-free day are numerous. In fact, nine out of ten mental health professionals agree that a thought-free day is beneficial to the improvement of mood, energy levels, overall productivity and of course, general happiness. The improvement to happiness is so significant that it has its own category outside of mood. In addition, thought-free days are shown to decrease stress by nearly 80% if performed following a list of highly specialized doctor's instructions.
If the health benefits weren't enough, the positive effect stress-free days have on free time is astounding. With the reduction of stress and increased mood and energy levels, accomplishing any pleasure oriented task becomes a breeze.
But wait! If you order now, I'll personally ship you my Guide to Thought-Free Living. It's a best seller in my mind which is the most important part of the thought-free process. In fact, I wrote it while not thinking!
If you'd like to experience this wonderful state of being, read this post over again, and again, and again because I am not saying a damn thing. Just sit back, relax and let your mind go blank with Lauren Daily. It could be your experiment.
Lauren: What? What was wrong with that one?
Lord Voldemort: Is this really necessary? Have we really run that low on funds?
Salem: I told you not to swear. You swore on your line about not thinking.
Lauren: You're going to have to be more specific. That whole thing was about not thinking.
Salem: Just take it from the top.
Pinky: There is no top! That's the beauty of Smelly Cat! NARF!
Salem: I bathed this morning thank you! My leg is still sore from stretching that far!
Lauren rolling her eyes: It's a Friends reference...
Lord Voldemort: Can we get back to this? I have a support group meeting in half an hour.
Lauren: Support group?
Lord Voldemort: Yeah. Evil Villains Not-So-Anonymous. It's really helping with my Harry Potter fixation and my problems recognizing that I'm dead.
Lauren: I wasn't ready!
Pinky: Take 5! I like juice. Brain? Do you like juice?
Yes, it was that kind of day. Goodnight world! I won't be taking over you tonight.