Sarcastic to a fault and an undercover optimist, this is the weird little world that is my life. For some reason and in spite of being really boring, all kinds of wonderful, funny things happen to me. This is my writing experiment. How it’ll turn out or what I’m trying to do, I’ll find out somewhere along the way.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Have you had a Productive Day?

I think I'm going to have to invent a rating scale to determine what kind of day it's been. I'm unsure what it would look like... but maybe something along the lines of:

1= got out of bed (Comatose Day)

2= got out of bed and bathed (Lazy Day)

3= got out of bed, attended to hygiene and tidied (Somewhat Productive)

4= got out of bed at reasonable hour, bathed, cleaned, made all meals (Productive)

5= got out of bed at reasonable hour, bathed, cleaned, made 2 meals and completed work related task (Quite Productive)

6= got out of bed early, bathed quickly, cleaned, made 2 meals, froze leftovers for busy weekday ahead, completed multiple work related tasks. (Very Productive)

7= got out of bed early, bathed quickly, cleaned, made 2 meals, made meals in advance, cleaned again, completed multiple work related tasks, went out with friends. (Busy Day)

8= got out of bed early, bathed quickly, cleaned, made 3 meals, made meals in advance, cleaned again, completed multiple work related tasks, did laundry and dealt with a family crisis. (Really Busy Day)

9= got out of bed after sleeping only 4 hours, bathed quickly, cleaned, made 3 meals, made meals in advance, ate at two of those meals, cleaned again, completed multiple work related tasks, did laundry, finished a home renovation project, dealt with friend drama and voted for favourite couple on Dancing with the Stars. (About Ready to Explode)

10= got out of bed after only sleeping 4 hours, bathed as quickly as possible, tidied, made three meals, made meals in advance, ate one meal, cleaned again, completed all work related tasks, did all laundry including folding and putting away, fixed botched home renovation project, dealt with crazy family member, voted for favourite couple on Dancing with the Stars while knitting a sweater made of home-spun yarn. (LIAR!)


My day would be about a 3,5. I got out of bed at a reasonable hour, made my lunch, completed some school work, tidied a bit. Given how much I actually have to do, my day should have probably been a 5 or a 6. By the way, this scale only works for Saturdays and Sundays. I'd have to invent a whole other one with weekday tasks... Dang it! I just realized. Dancing with the Stars doesn't do votes on the weekend. Let's just ignore this continuity issue. Hey, today's a 3,5... I'm not fixin' it. I have already fulfilled my obligations. At least I colour coded. Red means you explode. Because liars will not be tolerated.

Lauren.

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