Sarcastic to a fault and an undercover optimist, this is the weird little world that is my life. For some reason and in spite of being really boring, all kinds of wonderful, funny things happen to me. This is my writing experiment. How it’ll turn out or what I’m trying to do, I’ll find out somewhere along the way.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Crotch Kicking

I received yet another kick to the crotch today. As a result, I'm not really feeling very talkative.

I was running some errands and decided to take the highway to get to my next destination. I was almost at the edge of the city limits. I had to take the off ramp. More than once I thought of just ignoring it. I wondered what it would be like if I just kept driving. Fortunately, I happened to look at my fuel gauge. I wouldn't have made it far on less than a quarter tank. Plus, I'm really not up to being charged with auto theft. At least that's a kick in the crotch I can avoid.



That's the kind of day it's been. I hope you'll forgive me this lack of post, humour and optimism. I hope the picture of the guy getting kicked in the nads at least provided a bit of a chuckle. I cringed then chuckled using my inside voice.

Lauren.

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