Search Keyword Mystery

I find the little Blogger "stats" tab to be very amusing. And not just because "stats" is a palindrome. I'm talking about the "search terms". They're usually pretty interesting. Sometimes, things pop up there that, after I stop laughing, I start wondering what the hell I wrote or posted that led google searchers to me.

For instance:

Here are today's top search terms according to my Blogger "stats" tab. 

I know what the majority are referencing. Others... not so much. Family Guy Tree is actually a picture of Donald Duck's family tree. I have no idea why that works the way it does but... whatever. Cotton ball sheep I get. I talk about my hatred of cotton balls all the time. I think I even wrote about cotton ball sheep taking over the world at some point. Tipping the Velvet I get. I read the book, watched the movie and reviewed them both. 

And then there's stuff like "big tits"... While some might consider me slightly above average in that area, I don't think I fall into the category of "big". Wait, that wasn't about me? Riiiiiight... I don't have a picture of myself on here. Wow, that's awkward. I do have a picture of Salma Hayek on here though. She has big boobs. Maybe that's what it is.

I actually have no clue what "hush movie Callie" might be. I imagine something having to do with Sara Ramirez? I have a few pictures of her on here...

Skulls and puppies. Is that a band or something? I realize that yes, puppies have skulls, but they're usually covered by skin and soft, cute fur. I keep thinking of it as a tattoo design. Maybe a puppy popping out of a skull? Like the skull is a cup and the puppy is inside? Because we all know that people love putting their pets in cups. I wrote a post about that.

Same with "Glee Brittany and Artie subs". I don't recall posting a picture that has the two of them in it. I doubt it's regarding them being on a submarine or eating a sub sandwich. I read a lot of fanfiction (guilty pleasure) but I'm not a Brittany/Artie shipper so I can't see that being it. 'Cause Artie bugs me. Not as much as Finn, but he's up there. 

And if you feel like I've missed the most glaring search term of all, I actually do know how "scenario porn" wound up finding me. They would have been really disappointed given that there is no actual porn. Sorry 'bout that dude or... dudette? Just a post about me... being in situations... that were reminiscent of porn scenarios... without any porn actually happening thank God. I'm kind of a neat freak and doing it in a dirty (note, only 1 'r') auto garage does not sound appealing to me. Plus, there were two guys there and they are so not my type... you know, being male and all that. And you know they would have wanted to participate... Enough. Changing subjects.

Every time I see the terms people search, I realize just how random I am. It makes me smile a bit. I laughed out loud when I saw "Voldemort stole my shampoo" or "I hate when Voldemort uses my shampoo". I have no idea. But it was funny.

Lauren.